The hype over English is growing day by day. These are a few hilarious examples of how well we are at it. Some of these I read, some I heard, some were invented by a group of friends just mocking the new trend of using English. But overall, these exist & that's a threat to the Language.
It was of utmost impotence that my pepper admission be don on time.
It was of utmost importance that my paper submission be done on time
My bleak pan was messing and I had no spear pans so I burrowed from my pale. See shed, see well land
My black pen was missing and I had no spare pens so I borrowed from my pal, She said, she will lend
We where baddies from belong and in hour franship we have played many dicks on bitch.
We were buddies from long ago and in our friendship we have played many tricks on beach.
I don no why are you shitting like a whore..
I don't know why are you sitting like a bore.
She can give us the big hole
She can give us the big hall.
He is Mr. Dog.
He is Mr. Doug.
My bowel is full, I need to shit.
My bowl is full, I need to sit.
Finally, one that really made me laugh hard -
Write an ass aye on "Booby bitches of Florida"
Write an essay on "Newbie beaches of Florida"
I well she you clown wrath mere kissing particles. :-)
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I will see you around with more interesting articles :-)
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